The End of The World
Yes there are two rants this week. I couldn't help it. I saw the reason the West will crumble right there on my TV screen this morning.
They were interviewing people who were protesting the trial of Michael Jackson and one of the protesters actually said, "I think Michael Jackson is really Jesus Christ, I do, look they're persecuting him just like they persecuted Jesus."
WHERE DO I BEGIN?????
HEY NUMBNUTS!!! Michael Jackson did the Moonwalk he didn't walk on water. The only thing he ever turned into a wine was when he was claiming that he only had plastic surgery twice!
If there is a god please listen to my prayer and let them crucify Michael Jackson. I'm not talking figuratively. I really want him nailed to a cross. Please let them crucify, alongside of him, all of the people who were stupid enough to actually buy his "Invincible" album, and beat to death those that illegally downloaded it off of whatever replaced Napster.
God please set on fire the idiot that thinks Michael Jackson is Jesus Christ. If you can't do that could you please send the IRS after him or order a colonoscopy to clear this morons brain.
I know you have that in your power and seems like it would be easier than giving me those six winning Lotto numbers.
Also if you could have any idiot who parks a truck, SUV or RV in the spot right next to a parking lot exit tasered in the testicles that would be appreciated.
P.S. I think we all know that Brittany Spears is actually Mary Magdalene.